Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Surgically Mutated Whore

We recently attended and enjoyed our son’s Fall Festival (a cleverly titled Halloween party) at his preschool.

Parents were encouraged to don costumes for the event, and I must say, the most impressive costume by far was what I’ve come to think of as the “Surgically Mutated Whore.”

Hers was the most impressive costume because I cannot imagine how she got her mouth to look like that (not unlike the sucker of a liver fluke) using only makeup.  It was as if I could almost see the cadaver tissue engorging both her lower and upper lips!

The buttocks of her tasteful red velvet dress sported a timeless white bunny cottontail. Real planning and attention to detail had gone into this transformation.

And those grotesque bosoms!  What a riot!  Spectacular makeup, I just don’t know how she accomplished so much and made it look so convincingly real.  And for a seasoned woman, at that!

In all, a spectacular interpretation of an overdone costume (because really, when you think of a preschooler’s Halloween party, who doesn’t immediately think ‘freakish naked whore’? I mean, come on - how cliché!) and kudos to her and her date.

Your obedient servant,
B. Freret 

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