Wednesday, November 15, 2006 or The Onion? Redux

Headlines from or The Onion?

Answers below.

November 12, 2006:

    1. Rare stamp may be sealed in Florida ballot box
    2. Woman shot six times in head lives
    3. Deer breaks free of plastic jack-o'-lantern
    4. Soldiers' Ramadi rap video an instant success
    5. Germans prepare Rumsfeld lawsuit
    6. Gol-LY! Andy Griffith sues Andy Griffith

November 13, 2006:

    1. Cop punching man's head hits YouTube
    2. Roadkill collector has weird animal encounter
    3. Eat more chocolate, save the planet
    4. Speeders' excuse: The dead guy did it
    5. Matchmaking for Egypt's teen brides
    6. Canada profs win right to smoke pot
    7. Elton John: 'I would ban religion'

"The only thing I can suggest, and I love it the way it is, but I would like to see us return to a little more international coverage on the domestic feed and a little more environmental coverage, and maybe a little less pervert of the day.  I mean, there's a lot of perversion around, I know that, but is it really news?  I mean, some of it is.  I guess you've got to cover Michael Jackson, but not three stories about perversion at the lead of every half-hour."

Ted Turner, June 2, 2005
From Turner reflects on CNN at 25

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We miss you, Mr. Turner.

Your obedient servant,
B. Freret.

1 comment:

Boski93 said...

I miss that hard drinking, America's Cup winning, baseball managing (for just one game),cable news pioneering little scamp as well.

Your Humble Reader.