Excerpts from a made up review of this web site, by PhD candidate Juan Martinez (a real person), were he to actually read it. And write a review.
“… [B]ears some indicia of being penned by a great literary mind… absent any original thought... or writing ability… [c]onceivable that this is the work of a bipedal hominid.”
“Adventures might be a prank perpetrated by students at a large university, say, Texas A&M, involving lab animals with computer keyboards lining their cage(s). Gerbils, maybe. Or capybaras. Doesn't matter, really, my point is that Messers Strunk and White would be appalled.”
Your obedient servant,