Friday, November 17, 2006

Excerpts from a Hypothetical Site Review

Excerpts from a made up review of this web site, by PhD candidate Juan Martinez (a real person), were he to actually read it.  And write a review.

    “… [B]ears some indicia of being penned by a great literary mind… absent any original thought... or writing ability… [c]onceivable that this is the work of a bipedal hominid.”

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    Adventures might be a prank perpetrated by students at a large university, say, Texas A&M, involving lab animals with computer keyboards lining their cage(s).  Gerbils, maybe.  Or capybaras.  Doesn't matter, really, my point is that Messers Strunk and White would be appalled.”


Your obedient servant,
B. Freret

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