Thursday, November 09, 2006

Professor Hawking Left Me Voice Mail!

Upon arriving home for lunch today, I was greeted by the happy majesty of a flashing number “1” on my answering machine - the harbinger of someone, somewhere reaching out to metaphorically touch me.

The message was from Professor Hawking himself.  I still cannot believe it!  Apparently he called in response to Chuck Norris Facts More Applicable to Professor Stephen Hawking.

Your obedient servant,
B. Freret


Boski93 said...

Excuse me but my brain is melting from the brillance you have just delivered.

But please be careful, the Hawk is a bird of prey, who can ,"explode like a bomb. No one is spared. My power is my mass times the speed of light squared."

You see he is just straight up gangsta to do it.

Raven said...

Way to funny at 4:31 am in the morning.

Thanks for a good start to my long day.


Rochelle Denisha said...

This might be the funniest thing I've seen all day. That's not saying much but well done, old man. Well done.