Friday, November 17, 2006

Toddler Characteristics or Indicators of Adult Intoxication

    Poor motor control.
    Slurred Speech.
    High tolerance for DoodleBops.
    Loud nonspecific outbursts.
    Inability to control bodily functions.
    Fascination with telephones.
    NASCAR.

Your obedient servant,
B. Freret

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