- Poor motor control.
High tolerance for DoodleBops.
Loud nonspecific outbursts.
Inability to control bodily functions.
Fascination with telephones.
Of course by "Adventures" I mean "Torturous Drivel on the Remarkably Mundane, All of Which I Believe to be True, for an Audience of Billions to Ignore." But frankly, "Adventures" sounds sexier.