Friday, December 08, 2006
Possible Reasons Slash Hasn’t Appeared on a Second Episode of TLC’s Trading Spaces
Babysitting Scott takes all his spare time.
Professor Hawking emailed that “Trading Spaces is for “p*****s.”
Concerned that too much cool on TLC might cause Earth to crash into the sun, or worse, could somehow make Kevin Smith think Jersey Girl II would be a good idea.
Came to believe that a power greater than himself could restore him to sanity.
Received stinging rebuke from his mom that “you’re a g*****n rock star, why don’t you act like one?”
Expedition to Mt. Genevieve: Accomplished!
Your obedient servant,