Friday, December 08, 2006

Possible Reasons Slash Hasn’t Appeared on a Second Episode of TLC’s Trading Spaces

Babysitting Scott takes all his spare time.

Professor Hawking emailed that “Trading Spaces is for “p*****s.”

Concerned that too much cool on TLC might cause Earth to crash into the sun, or worse, could somehow make Kevin Smith think Jersey Girl II would be a good idea.

Came to believe that a power greater than himself could restore him to sanity.

Received stinging rebuke from his mom that “you’re a g*****n rock star, why don’t you act like one?

Expedition to Mt. Genevieve: Accomplished!

Your obedient servant,
B. Freret

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