Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Thank you: I'm Back

I want to thank all of you who sent well-wishes during my long slow recovery. For those of you who don’t know, suffice it to say that I was injured in an unlikely (yet no less tragic) accident involving a rice harvesting combine while chaperoning a field trip.

I am happy to report that I’m getting around much better, and have recovered almost the full use of my tongue.

During my convalescence, my cousin the gifted illustrator and humorist sent me a number of his latest cartoons. I have neither a scanner nor digital camera, but I thought some were too good to pass up sharing with you: I wish you could see them!

Here are the captions from my favorites:

“Forgetting that her children were sitting right next to her, Jen began flashing her breasts to Greg at Wiggles Live.”

“Dude, they’re goldfish, not horses. Like, the chances of you breaking a leg or something is pretty much zero.”


“Rectum? It damn near killed him.”

I remain your humble and obedient servant,
B. Freret


Boski93 said...

Hoozaa you have returned. I was starting to think the Hawk had come down on you, but then again do we know who was behind the wheel of that rice harvester?

Continued luck with your recooperation,

Your Humble Reader

Dr. A said...

Glad you're back.