Average Joe's first CD, some thirty years or so in the making, is finally available at CDBaby. Like the title says, it isn't ratchet, but it is kickin'. Buy one for yourself, and several more to give as holiday presents.
Of course by "Adventures" I mean "Torturous Drivel on the Remarkably Mundane, All of Which I Believe to be True, for an Audience of Billions to Ignore." But frankly, "Adventures" sounds sexier.