Saturday, April 14, 2007

Ways in Which Mr. Harrison Might Have Tried to Console His Guitar


"There there, don’t be sad! It will all be okay!"

"How about a hug?"

"I didn’t know: I thought you wanted to be picked on. I’ll never do that again."

"Anybody around here up for a shiny new set of strings?"

"I’m sorry that happened to you."

"Do you think you could eat some of this nice casserole? You’d probably feel better if you ate something."

"Are you sure you remembered to take your meds this morning?"


Your obedient servant,
B. Freret