That a presidential election would be considered "history making"?
After they told me the first time, I remained skeptical. But the second time? Must be true.
UPDATE: I have it on good authority (an anonymous source in Atlanta) that the lead
“No matter how they vote, Americans will make history today. They may pick the first black U.S. president. Or the oldest first-term president and the first woman vice president.”
Narrowly beat out
“It was a dark and stormy night. The Earth continues to spin on its axis. Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.”
For must useless drivel in a news article, ever.
To steal a line from Ed, “thou art a shitty writer.”