Today's Writing Prompt Wednesday submission came to me by way of happy accident: I found this scrawled on a napkin while clearing a table for lunch. I think it Williams-esque, and am thrilled to be able to share my find!
"He's doin what!?" she shrieked as she opened the door enough to yell out back.
"Damn you, Earl, we're in town now," she scolded. "And indoor plumbing means you don’t have to leave the house to relieve yourself."
"Yeah. I know that," he hollered without interrupting the task at hand.
"Don't have to," he grumbled. "Do it 'cause I wont to, thas all."
Humbly, I am