Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Amy Winehouse and Operation


Upstairs in bed, with my ex boy,
he’s in the place, but I can't get joy,
thinking on you in the final throws,

this is when my buzzer goes


- Amy Winehouse, You Know I’m No Good


How unsettling would that be, if she actually buzzed upon fruition? Like a mechanical door buzzer from a bygone era, buzzzzzzzzzzzzing along until the fingertip, numb from pressing the black spring loaded Bakelite button, relents?


Yuck.


Nothing says sexy quite like the prospect of hopping into bed with a female variation of the Operation game patient, one that buzzes to indicate success rather than failure.


Actually, an Operation-type setup could prove useful for some, if not many, as a training tool: if a buzzer sounded when moving away from the target, she wouldn’t have to utilize the tried and true method of calling out, “You’re getting warmer! You’re getting warmer! Awww, now you’re getting colder...”


And maybe she then she wouldn't have to rely on Specialist cards, for do-overs.


Respectfully, I remain

B. Freret

5 comments:

This Cat's Abroad said...

This was a hoot - but I can't believe you made no reference to your Operation Training Chick's need for batteries!

jreed said...

It's nice to know that my wife's not the only one who uses a buzzer. We call it a "shot clock"

Taylor Hicklen said...

From now on, "Rehab" will sound like buzzing noises to me. Thanks...I think.

Cynthia Reeser said...

*Damnit!* I hate being single.

Amberific said...

Very nice visual, but thinking of Amy Winehouse having sex is like thinking of your grandparents having sex. Never an enjoyable image. LOL