Of course by "Adventures" I mean "Torturous Drivel on the Remarkably Mundane, All of Which I Believe to be True, for an Audience of Billions to Ignore." But frankly, "Adventures" sounds sexier.
I briefly wrote iPhone game reviews. In them, I quoted John Cusack's 1985 film Better Off Dead, written and directed by Savage Steve Holland. If I ever get the opportunity to write game reviews for a professional outlet, I will quote Jodi Foster's 1994 film Nell.
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It has been brought to my attention that this word combination is not as titillating as I had originally thought.
I always get those two words (though not the parts of the body they represent) confused.
I apologize.
B.
Knob.
Oh, okay.
When I first read this I thought it said "used uvulas," which made me think for a minute that I'd accidentally landed on Craigslist.
"Used uvulas. Excellent condition. Buyer pays shipping."
This feels sad. You might as well have pleaded with me to use my appendix. Alas, I cannot! I cannot! *sigh
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